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Are you always so stupid
or is today a special occasion? |
Do u practice being this ugly? |
Keep talking, someday you'll say something intellige |
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| Don't think, it may sprain your brain |
Hi, I'm a human being, What are you? |
I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u
Enuff - I luv other alphabets also |
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Why are you so stupid today? Anyway, I think that's very typical of you.
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I can't seem to remember your name, and please don't help me
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I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission
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| I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be |
I can't talk to you right now;
tell me, where will you be in the next 10 Years? |
I know you're a self-made man. It's nice of you to take the blame |
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He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know. |
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. |
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. |
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Money can't buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours. |
It's not that you and I are so clever, but that the others are such fools. |
I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car |
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The most dangerous position in which to sleep is with your feet on your office desk |
There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out. |
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