My laptop was driving me crazy. "A, E, and I keys always stick," i complained to a friend.
She quickly diagnosed the problem. "Your computer is suffering from irritable vowel syndrome."

OCR - Optical Character Recognition

A technology that can take written words and convert them back into computer-readable form, provided they're in the right font, using the correct colors sometimes, at the right point size and pitch, dark enough on the paper, and you're prepared to spend several centuries correcting all the 1's that came out as l's, all the O's that came out as 0's, and all the :'s that come out like ;'s

Windows Girl
Mel. Barbie Girl

Hi user, wanna go for a try?

Sure win!

Boot up!

I'm a Windows girl

In my Windows world

Life in coding

It's annoying

You can tune my files

Explore me everywhere

Imagination

Illegal operation

Come on System, let's go crashing

I'm a Windows girl

In my Windows world

Life in coding

It's annoying

You can tune my files

Explore me everywhere

Imagination

Illegal operation

I'm a prog, I'm a code

on a supermachine

when I crash,

Boot me up, and go crazy

I'm your pain,

boot me up, and start over again

Run a prog, see the fail

Just delete me

You can touch, i can hang,

like i say, just boot again

I'm a Windows girl

In my Windows world

Life in coding

It's annoying

You can tune my files

Explore me everywhere

Imagination

Illegal operation

Come on System, let's go crashing (boot, boot, bo-ot)

Come on System, let's go crashing (bo-o-ot, bo-o-ot)

Come on System, let's go crashing (boot, boot, bo-ot)

Come on System, let's go crashing (bo-o-ot, bo-o-ot)

Change my look, add some waves,

do whatever you please

I can act like a mac

I can beg for more space

Just log in,

Press the "start"

We can do it again

Hit some RAM

Swap the disk

Let's get fragments

You can touch, i can hang,

like i say, just boot again

You can touch, i can hang,

like i say, just boot again

Come on System, let's go crashing (boot, boot, bo-ot)

Come on System, let's go crashing (bo-o-ot, bo-o-ot)

Come on System, let's go crashing (boot, boot, bo-ot)

Come on System, let's go crashing (bo-o-ot, bo-o-ot)

I'm a Windows girl

In my Windows world

Life in coding

It's annoying

You can tune my files

Explore me everywhere

Imagination

Illegal operation

I'm a Windows girl

In my Windows world

Life in coding

It's annoying

You can tune my files

Explore me everywhere

Imagination

Illegal operation

Come on System, let's go crashing (boot, boot, bo-ot)

Come on System, let's go crashing (bo-o-ot, bo-o-ot)

Come on System, let's go crashing (boot, boot, bo-ot)

Come on System, let's go crashing (bo-o-ot, bo-o-ot)

Oh I feel there's so much lag!

Well user, we're just gettin started

Oooh, I love to crash