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zindagi behal hai ,sur hai na tal hai,msg box bhi kangal hai,kya apke sms factory

me hadtal hai, yar kuch bhi bhejo, ye mere mobile ki zindagi ka sawal hai...

Sirf ik bar khaado, sirf ik bar khaado, plz ik bar khaado,abh intazar nahin hota,abh

sabar nahin hota, keun nahin khatee ho tum…… ka aqqal bareee ka bhaeenss.

Maine apko phone kiya to network bola,Namskar, murkho ki duniya me apka

swagat hai,Aap jis murkh se is vaqt bat karna chate hai uska DIMAG out of

coverage hai.

Hindi SMS submitted by : - pratham

Ansu aap ka Niklaa aur Aankhen maree hoo, Dil aap ka Dharkay aur Dharken

maree hoo, Khuda kare Hamra Payar Itnaa Gharaa hoo, JOB aap karaa aur

INCOME maree hoo.

Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao

meri spouse

Hindi SMS submitted by : - pratham

Mobile k rule 1,miss call karne se apno ki yad taja hoti hai.2,sms karne se pyar

badhta hai.3,call karne se apnapan mehsus hota hai,To aap kya karoge....

Namaskar Agar Dharti par ho to SMS bhejo,Aasman me ho to Barish bhejo.Swarg

me ho to Apsara bhejo,Aur agar Narak me ho to .Enjoy Yourself.

Aaj kal mun kar
raha hai ki main
tumhe
kabhi bhi mauka
dekh kar
sabke samne
ek
k
ki
kis
kiss
kissa sunau
thanedaar ka
Taj Mahal kya cheez hai, isse badi imaarat banaunga. Mumtaz to marke dafan hui

thee, tujhe to main zinda dafnaunga!!!

Apple ka juice mango ka juice tarbujh ka juice badam ka juice khajur ka juice

kaaju ka juice jo sms he naa kare woh KaN-JuiS.!

humne tumko dekha tumne humko dekha aise bandar bandariya ak doosre ko

dekhte ho jaise

Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath dekha gaya.

3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath thaMoral: Ladkiyan badal

jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

Chandni chawk ka fawara na hota.India gate ka nazara na hota.Fashion ne agar

ladkiyon ko bigada na hota.To india ka koi ladka awara na hot.

Kayamat ke din farishtene sabse kaha,"es papar per apane-apane gunah

likho."achanak tumari aavaj aayi"Sir,sapliment please.

Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun, Dil mein gum rakhta hun, Pata tha SMS ayega

tera, Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun

aap hamari galli mein aaye thore sharmaye thore ghabraye thore sa myskaraye

phir zoor se chillaye Aalu cholay masalay walay.

woh bhi kya din the jab log aapko kiss kiya karte the par apki phooti kismat tab

aap hugies main hua karte the

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai. Kharcha karo to bole

"darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".

Kripya Dhyan de....... Dhayan dene ke liye Dhanyavad ha ha ha............ dil bechen he aaj kal mera jab se jiyada aane laga he mobile ka bill mera
Bhagwan se Scooter manga.. Car di; Ghar manga.. bangla diya; dost manga toh

tumhey diya.. Bhagwan ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun kiya

Manjil ki taraf badte chalo, jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno... peechhe walo ko aage

na jane do aur jo aage hai usse aage niklo, tabhi 1 acche driver banoge.....

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta hoon, Insaan se kahin

bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.

Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha, Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi

nahin tha, Raaste pe jaake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha.

Ek baar mombatti ka dhaga bola....
Mein jalta hu to tu kyon paghlti hai..?
Mombatti boli....!!!
Jisne dil me jagah di ho vo jab bichdta hai to aansu aahi jaate hai.............
Kash aap kabi hamari gali main aain, thora sa muskurain, thora sa ghabrain,thora

sa itrain, siti bajain, baalon ko jatkain, phir zor se chlain, ALU LE LO PIAZ LE LO

Ghunghat nein tujhe dekha to deewana hua.Sangeet ka tarana hua,Shamaa ka

parwana hua,Masti ka Mastana hua,Jaise hi ghunghat uthaya is duniya se

ravaana hua...

Vo kaun hai? * Jo ISHQ me hai? * Jo MANN me hai? * Jo DIL me hai? * magar

DHADKAN me nahi? Jyada soch mat STUPID Vo hai AMIR KHAN

Hindi SMS submitted by : - pratham

Police constable 2 his son: Tumahra result achha nahi aaya.
Aaj se tumhara khelna aur tv dekhna band.
Son: Acha ye 50 rupye pakro aur mamla khattam karo.


Hindi SMS submitted by : - pratham
Maa: Beta tujhe yahan se goa jane me to ek din laga par wapas aane me 3 din

lag gae wo bhi nai car se?
Beta: Maa yeh car banane wale bhi pagal hai jane ke liye to 4 gear dete hai par

aane ke liye 1 hi gear dete hai.

What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

Hindi SMS submitted by : - guru
(@) Smiling…. (!.!) Crying… (;) Angry… (:) Bored… (-)Proud… (o) Hungry… (,)

Happy.. (?) Confused… (-.-)Sleepy Jo marji shakal bana lo nahana to padega…

Good day Dear

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…
Camry-DL-2c-1122,
Sonata-MH-2k 7552
Merceedes - UP7-7500
City- DL5C-2141, MH19K174
Ye meri un gaadiyo ke number hai jinki tujhe safai karni hai…. ha ha ha
If u hv any problm,bindas! Tel me,i wil solv it 4 u.if u dont even hv any problm,

bindas! Tel me,i wil create sum 4 u.akhir DOST hun kisliya?

D se Dosti, D se Dushmani, D se Dil, D se Dard, D se Diwangi, par D se itne bhi

Dur na ho jana ki D se Dekh bhi na sake, SAMJHE D se DEAR.

God apun se pucha, Kidhar jana mangta ? SWARG YA NARAK ? Apun bola

NARAK ! Apun ko malum, Tum sala dost log udharich milega, Bole to Jidhar tum,

Woich apun ka SWARAG!!

Aey item kya kar kar rela hai, teri bahut memory arela tha, akha world me apun

ko ekich to tere jaisa item friend mila. Miss to karegaich he na. Chal reply chipka

daal.

ek janaze ko jate dekh ek larki khari muskara rahi thi.
ek baba ne toka aur bola beti jawan maut hui hai yun muskaraya nahi karte.
larki boli baba kya karun wada kiya tha jab bhi milogi muskrakar milogi..
aj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar, aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar, phir- darar,

saari mehnat-bekar, aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar

Hazarou phoolo mai, hamai ek phool bahuth kuhb laga es phool ku pane ke leya,

hum ne dosti ka sath liya dosto nai kaha, es phool ko panae ke liye, kato sai

guzar na hoga hum nai kab kaha ke hum kata sai dhaar tai agar kata se dhaar

thai tu hum gulab ke phool ku na dhektha hum tu phir chamali ke aur dekhtai ...


Hindi SMS submitted by : - ravi

Delhi Ke paas Ke nizamuddin railway station ki train no.6162 Ke route ke 3rd

station Bharatpur Ke Ek chote Se Gaon Ke Nazdeek Wale Kabristaan Ke

Chowkidar Ki Kabar Pe Baithe Huye Kutte Ki Aage Wali Right Side Ki Taang Ki

Tisri Ungli Ke Nakhoon Ke Paas Chhupe Huye Chichar Ke Pait Mein Rehne Wale

Bacteria Ke Chromosomal DNA Ki Thymine Nucleotide Ki 5th Carbon Ke Outer

Shell Ke 4th Electron Ki Kasam, Sirf disturb karne k liye msg kiya hai...hee,

Zindagi me sHaDi karna bahut zaroori hai..
Kyon ki..?

Zindagi mein Khushiyaan hee sab kuch nahi hoti..

zindagi ki rah mushkil hai to kia hua?
thora tum chalo..
thora hum chalengy...
.
phir riksha kerwa lengy;)
Who is a Dost?
Dost vo jo bin bulaye aaye,
Bevajah sar khaye,
Jeb khali karwaye,
Kabhi sataye,
Kabhi rulaye,
Magar hamesha saath Nibhaye.
Zindagi me chaar cheezien kabhi
bhi aa sakti hain-'Neend'; 'Paisa';'maut';
aur...aur...aur...aur...
'MERI PYARI SI YAAD'

kyon...Aayi na.

CIRCUIT : Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe.

Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.

You r a DOG...

D = Darling
O = Of
G = Girls

Now u r smiling na

Am i right??

Tu sach mein kutta hai

Sine me dil, Dil me dard, Dard me nasha, Nashe me mithas, Mithas me ummid,

Ummid me khayal, Khayal me tasvir, Tasvir me aap..

Star + Moon = romanticNight, Bird + Sky = Luvly Day,
Forest + Animal = Refreshing, U + Ur Smile = BHAAGO BHUT AAYA
Khuda se Scooter manga.. Car di; Apartment manga.. bangla diya; dost manga to

tumhain diya.. Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun kia

Abey O Burai ke Rasgulle Paap ki Barfi Bewafai ke laddoo Farebi jalebi

Dhokhebazi ki chikki Badmashi ke Pede Matlab ke halve Tu Bahut SWEET hai re!

Are o friendwa, tohar smswa ka intejar ma hum mubilewa hath me liye 1 ghantae

se baitha hun.Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo our ekad msgwa bhijwai do..Tohara
Dost..

Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,
Zaindagi ki shuruvat Dost se hoti hai,Dost ki shuruvat apno se hoti
hai,Aur apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai!

Hindi SMS submitted by : - jassi
Phoolon mein hasin Gulab hai.Husan ke saath zaruri Sharaab hai,Duniya mein

har sawal ka jawab hai...Agar koi tumse mere pooche to kehna woh Lajwab hai...

Phoolon mein hasin Gulab hai.Husan ke saath zaruri Sharaab hai,Duniya mein

har sawal ka jawab hai...Agar koi tumse mere pooche to kehna woh Lajwab hai...

10 gm HANSI

10 gm PYAR

20 gm SUKH-DUKH

5 gm KASME

50 gm BATEIN

Thodi TAKRAAR

Thoda PYAR
SWAAD ANUSAAR

Dish
DOSTI FOREVER
HO GAI TAIYAAR!
have a nice day.

Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,Magar aab kya

karoge…?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila…?Ha ha ha ha

Teri lambi umar ho,tu abad ho,tu jo mange wo tujhe mile..AB YE LINES YAAD

KAR,KITCHEN ME JAA,KATORA PAKAR,GHAR SE NIKAL AUR SHURU HOJA

3 things i like about u.
1——-
2—–.——
3—–,——,——-
Yaar kush to accha kia hot zindagi main
Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye, bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye, jab 10

dino mein khujli na mite, to 11 ve din nahana chahiye.

Jin: kiya huqam hai aaqa……
Man: eik khubsurat larki peish karo…..
Jin: aaqa main jin hoon koi ‘dalla’nahi…
Man: acha to phir dalla kahaan hai…?
Jin: aaqa dalla is waqt mesg parh raha hai….
ha ha ha ha hooo ha ha
mulk ki bhi 1 sarhad hoti hai,
bachay ki bhi 1 zid hoti hai
or kitna intezar karoon tere sms ka
arey yaar kanjoosi ki bhi koi hudddd hoti hai
kali se phul banane me kitna waqt lagta hai,
lehro ko kinaro se milne me kitna waqt lagta hai
mobile hai to kar do na sms
karne me kitna waqt lagta hai..

Hindi SMS submitted by : - swati
SMS ka sangrah karke kya paayega vats...? Balance ka moh tyag aur sms kar...

Mitron se sampark banaye rakhne se hi moksha ki prapti hogi... Swami

Messageanand

Tum Haste Raho
ô Haste Raho
ô Haste Raho
ô Haste Raho
Muskarate Raho
Sada Khilkhilate Raho
Khush Raho
Mera Kya hain
Log Tumhe hi
Paagal kahenge!
Ha ha ha!
app hamareee gali main aayaa thora sa sharmaya thora sa muskuraya thora sa

ghbharaya ur phir zoor say bolay ! ” allah k naam pe dede baba”

Kya leke aye they,
Kya lekar jaoge,
Mujhe SMS na karke,
Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!

Hindi SMS submitted by : - jackie
Ager dum hai tu is sawal ka jawab yes or no me deke batao … …. … kya aapko

pagalpan ke dure padhne band ho gaye hai?

Saathi sirf vo to nahin hota jo jeewan bhar saath nibhaye, Saathi to vo hota hai jo

jeewan ke kuch palon mein hi jeewan bhar ka saath de jaaye

Allah ke naam pe,
maula ke naam pe,
Tere biwi bacchon ke naam pe,
Koi mere is msg parne wale dost ko paise dedo,
yeh mujhe msg nahi karta.
Jab tum hanstey ho to lagta hai ki insaan pehle bandar tha! Dekho gussa mat

karo kyonki jab tum gussa karte ho to lagta hai ki insaan aaj bhi bandar hai.


Hindi SMS submitted by : - rajan

Y does Waheeda Rehman never changes her saree in the film GUIDE? Coz Dev

Anand says: O mere humrahi, meri baanh thame chalna, badle duniya SARI, tum

na badalna.

Kash kabhi aap hamari gali main ayein, thora sharmayein,thora itrayein, thora

muskarayein, thora ghabrayein aur phir zor se chillayein,"teen dabe wala"

Dua kerte hai hum KHUDA se! Aye KHUDA humara pyara apni manzil paye! uski

raho me andhera aaye.. To roshni k liye humay jalaye!

Aik Munder main buri neeyat wale gaeb ho jate they.Amitab gya wog gayab,

Hirithik gya woh gayab,Akshey gya woh gayab, Ashwarya gai Bhagwan gayab

Ikraar mein shabdon ki ehmiyat nahi hoti,
Dil ke jazbaat ki awaaz nahi hoti,
Aankhen bayaan kar deti hain dil ki daastan,
Mohabbat lafzon ki mohtaaz nahi hoti!
Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kya? kya apun hi tere ko aisa jhakas

msg bhejta rehenga kya? bolo to tu bhi ek-do repchik msg chipka dal!!

Hindi SMS submitted by : - amit

Aaj tum dil mango de denge.Dhadkan mango de denge,Jigar Mango,de

denge.Jaan Tak Manglo De Sakte Hain Q ki

 

Charo Film Ki Cd Ghar Par Padi hai.

What's the diff between Dava &d Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni

purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

Boy: Tommy ne meri saari kitaab kha lee.
Mother: Usko mere pass leke aa mein usko saja deti hoon
Boy: Saja to meine de dee, uski katori wala dudh mein pee gaya
Are o friendwa, tohar smswa ka intejar ma hum mubilewa hath me liye 1 ghantae

se baitha hun.Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo our ekad msgwa bhijwai do..Tohara

Dost..

Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do
yaadein meri, magar..
kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein.
Aik hassi jo hasa de
Aik ansoo jo rula de
Aik aarzoo jo jaga de
Aik chahat jo samjha de
Her aahat jo jaan le
Uss rishtay ka naam hai
***** DOSTI*****
Pathar se dosti, Jan ko khatra.Pathan se dosti, Demagh ko khatra. Daru say

dosti,LIver ko khatra.Hum say dosti, rat be rat SMS ka khatra!!

Devdas ke babu ji ne kaha ghar chhod do, uski ma ne kaha paro ko chhod do,

paro ne kaha daru chhod do, lekin aapko kisne kaha - SMS karna chod do

jani wo pyar hi kya jisme JUDAI na ho, wo ishq hi kya jis me LADAI na ho, wo dil

hi kya jisme DARD na ho, aur wo MOBILE hi kya jisme aap ka SMS na ho.

“A” ki biwi “B”, “B” ki bhabhi “C”, “C” ki beti “V”, “V” ke dada”G”,”G” ki biwi “K”, “K”

ki beti “T”, to batao “A” Aur “T” ka kya rishta hai….

A B C D E F G H I . . . . . . . . . . . U V W X Y Z.. Dekha I aur U ke beech mein jo

bhee aaya sabko tapka diya...

Punditji ne apke mobile ki rashi dekh kar bataya hai ki apke mobile pe Kanjusi ki

Maha Dasha Mandra rahi hai. Turant mujhe dher sare SMS bhej ke Grah ki Shanti

karen.. Dhanyavad


Hindi SMS submitted by : - swapnil

Aap jaisa DOST hame kuch khas lagte hai, maam mein har waqt hum ek aas

rakhte hain, jaane kab aajaye SMS aapka, isliye MOBILE ko hamesha DIL ke

paas rakhte hain!

Teac:Ram tumhara ghar banne wala tha aur tumhara bhai bhi aane wala tha?Uska

kiya hua?
Ram:Nahi Hua.
Teac:Kiyu?
Ram:Dono mein ek baat commom thi "CEMEN" khatam hogaya!!

ek purani haweli main band kamre main dhul sebhari tasvir ke peeche lage jale

main fasi makdi ki pucch par baithe machhar ki kasam "I MISS U YAAR"....!!!!!!!!!

PYAR means.......?
P...phone karna.
Y...yaad karna.
A...azaadi khona.
R...rote rehna ki kash phone aaye......!

Hindi SMS submitted by : - amit
ek bandar paid par chada.usko dekh kar ek aadmi bhi chad gaya bandar bola tu

upar kyu aaya hai.aadmi aam khane. bandar par ye tho amrud ka paid hai...

Dunya main sirf teen(3) tarah kay log he khush naseeb hotey hain
1) Woh jinhay sacha pyar milta hai
2) woh jinhay acha Yaar milta hai
3) Woh jinhay mera sms baar baar milta hai
Only 4 u |

Hindi SMS submitted by : - nilesh
Aik din ALLAH ne apni rahamaton k darwaze kholay
Aur kaha! hai koi rehmat mangne wala?
Hai koi Khushia mangne wala?
Hai Koi Chahat mangne wala?
To mai ne kaha
Saari Khushiya
Saari Dolat
Saari Rahmatai
De de us ko jo is waqt Ye SMS Parh Raha hai
Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya

kahenge?
A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal.

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai, aaj nahin aaya, kaha na kabhi kabhi

aata hai

Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.


Hindi SMS submitted by : - amit
Teri awaz sunne ko jab taras jata hoon, to ghisa pita cd player chala leta hoon.

Teri surat ko jab taras jaata hoon, to cartoon network laga leta hoon. Waqt hona

chaiye kisi ko yaad karne ke liye, bahane to apne aap hi mil jate hain

Nasha aankho me hota hai Sharaab mein nahin, Sharddha Dil me hoti hai Mandir

mein nahin..... Dosti SMS karne se badhti hai, SMS padhne se nahi....

Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
Kabhi ye mat socho tumhare gf/bf ya wife/hubby ne tumhe kitna romantic msg

bheja hai, sirf yeh socho ke Use kisne bheja hoga ?

Log kehte hain ki khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaaya hai...
Theek hi kehte hain, faltoo kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jaate hain.
Boy: Ki mein tera hath chum sakda han"
Girl: Kyon Haramjadeya mere bullan te koi kande lagge ne ?
Thought of the day: Agar aap bus pe chade... ya phir bus aap pe chade... dono

marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai

Kash "SMS" Ki Terhan Hum Apni "FEELINGS" Or Apna Piyaar
Bhi Send Ker Sakty. To Aap Ke Sary "GHUM" Hum "Receive" Kerty.
Or Hum Apni Sari "Khushiyan" Aap Ko Send Kerty.
Kunwaro se log puchte hai ki tumhari ab tak shaadi kyon nahi huye?
Kunware bhi jor se kahte hai: Jaako rakhe sayeean mar sake na koi.
Bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say zyaada...Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada...
Laila ko majnu ka sms nahin aaya....
laila ne 2 din se khana nahin khaya....
laila marne wali hai majnu ke pyar main...
or majnu baitha hai SMS free hone ke intezaar main
sweet socho..
smart socho..
achcha socho..
sacha socho...
pyara socho..
i know its difficult ..
i have a shotcut ..
ONLY MERE BARE MEIN SOCHO...!!!!!!
Sabse intelligent koun: TUM
sabse smart koun: TUM
sabse strong koun: TUM
in sab me TUM se jyada koun: HUM
Lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun:
HUM TUM
Yamraj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li. Chitragupt- Is ko waqt se pehle kyon mara?
Yumraj: Kya karun, March end mein target jo pura karna tha.
panditji ne apke mobile ki raashi dekh kar
bataya hai ki .aapke mobile per kanjusi ki
maha dasha mandra rahi hai ,turant mujhe dher sare
sms bhej ke grah shanti kaaren..... dhanyawad.
ALLAH Ne Apni Rehmaton K Darwaze Kholey
Aur Kaha, Hai Koi Rehmat Mangne Wala? Hai Koi Khushian Mangne Wala? Hai

Koi Dosti Mangne Wala? Hai Koi Chahat Mangne Wala? Tu Main ne Kaha, Aay

ALLAH!
Sari Khushian.....
Sari Dolat.. Sari Rehmatain.. De De Us Ko Jo Iss Waqt YE SMS Perh Raha Hai.

AMEEN

dil hai to pyaar hai,
pyar hai to ishq hai,
ishq hai to mohabbat hai,
mohabbat hai to dard hai,
dar hai to,
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IODEX hai na......
achhe kapde pehente ho..
aur pure style rakhte ho..
dil me gussa aur face pe
smil rakhte ho..
Naak pochhna aata nahi
aur hath me mobail rakhte ho...
Munnabhai: Ae circuit yeh kutte poonch kyun hilate hain?
Bole to Dog tail shaking WHY?
Circuit: Common sense hai bhai ab poonch kutte ko to nahi hila sakti hai na.
Beta: Papa apki shaadi ho gayi?
Papa: Haan.
Beta: Kis se hui?
Papa: Bewkum teri mummy se..
Beta: Wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li.
Ladka bola : Dilruba
Ladki boli : Pizza khila
Ladka bola : Paise Nahi
Ladki boli : Kaise nahi
Ladka bola : Mehangayi hai
Ladki boli : To fir Aaj se tu mera bhai hai
Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo Jaldi Aoo Na Ache

Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna

Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga .. :

bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....
used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa....
Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada...
Mithai main sweet say zyaada...
Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada... I LOVE U

Hindi SMS submitted by : - rohit
Welcome To Care center Khushi k liye1 dabaye.Muskan k liye 2dabaye.Mujhse

dosti k liye 3dabaye.Mujhse peecha chudane k liye apna gala dabaye

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hai,gadhe delete karte hai aur pagal store kar lete hai.Aap kya karne wale hai

Jiwant asal tar SMS pathwa. Dhagat gela asal tar PUAS pathwa. Swargat asal tar

APSARA Pathwa. Aani jar Markat asal tar tumcha HANDSET pathwa.

Note: Suna hai AAPKI ek smile pe hajaro log marte hai.So keep smiling to reduce

India's population. "Population control board." Janhit me jari

 

 

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