You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar
Insult Sms Submitted by : - sujal |
No visits...
no calls..
no sms's...
no letters...
no missed calls..
I'm worried...
kya hua zoo waalon ne
dobara pakad liya kya? |
| Arz kiya hai... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... moti hamaar kutte ka naam. |
Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye, bure waqt me muskurana chahiye... Jab 7ve din mein khujli ho to 8ve din nahaa lena chahiye. |
| Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....
Fuddu se yaad aaya
Kaisa hai tu..!! |
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga... pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga... |
4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.
and the last one..
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega. |
Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.
Insult Sms Submitted by : - chetan |
If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say Hi to folk, I'd say BOO!
Insult Sms Submitted by : - jackie |
Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don't you make sure the pool has water in next time.
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Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?
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Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?
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| He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words |
Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing
Insult Sms Submitted by : - jackie |
Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop
Insult Sms Submitted by : - jackie |
I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works
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Aapke haath me
mobile hai..
Chehere pe khubh c
smile hai...
SMS ki aChchi khasi
File hai...
Phir bhi
SMS nahi karte...
yaar, yeh kaun sa
stupid style hai?? |
Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty..so the world needs YOU after all!
Insult Sms Submitted by : - jackie |
| I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I'd rather look at the moon again.. |
You started at the bottom...and it's been downhill ever since! |
This sms can only be read by someone SEXY
try again
again
maybe you are
just not sexy?
one more time
hey don't force it ugly!!!
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Abe Khajur, Zoo se bhaage hue Langur, abe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke,
Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander,
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).
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U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ......
U r ULLU !!!
Insult Sms Submitted by : - kavita |
Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya. |
| Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice... |
You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face. |
Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.
Insult Sms Submitted by : - jackie
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Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well.....
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!! |
| I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT! |
I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high. |
| Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said-We want 2 disturb some good person. I suggest them ur name. They said -We cannot disturb our boss. |
Agar Feroz Khan Don hota to dialouge kya hota?
Mere sar par baal aane ka intezaar to 11 shehron ke naayi kar rahe hain, par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai... |
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot. This describes everything you are not...
Insult Sms Submitted by : - rahul |
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, Marrying you really messed up my life...
Insult Sms Submitted by : - amit |
| Tu chand mange me chand dedu, tu raat mange me raat dedu, tu dil mange me dil dedu, tu jaan mange... Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai.. |
Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did. |
| Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. |
Why don't you freeze your teeth and give your tongue a sleigh ride? |
| Haven't I seen your face before - on a police poster? |
Well, you're living proof that even a turd can be polished. |
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Insult Sms Submitted by : - jackie |
Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?
Insult Sms Submitted by : - amit
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| One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you! |
Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out. |
| Sometimes, my mind asks. Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Why I text you? Then my heart answered, Mongoloids need more care! Hehehe. Now, you're smiling! =) |
Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila...! U 2
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Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£ Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:
A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat
50/50
Phone a friend?
Ring me! I will tell you!
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You're about as challenging as stealing candy from a bi-polar baby in a bell-jar.
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.
Insult Sms Submitted by : - jackie |
| Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately. |
People like him don't just grow on trees - they swing from them
Insult Sms Submitted by : - amit |
| This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting |
We have strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful. |
I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'
Insult Sms Submitted by : - amit |
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls! |
Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own
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I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works |
| Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission.. |
I've seen more life in a down and out's vest.
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Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can't Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!! |
Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.
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