so sweet is ur SMILE..... so sweet is ur STYLE..... so sweet is ur VOICE..... so
sweet is ur EYE....... see how sweetly I LIE!! |
I know you think I'm cute, I know you think I'm fine, but like the other guys take a
number and wait in line!! |
Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs
beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...! |
Unlike others, ur brain is a masterpiece. it has 2 halves the left & the right The left
has nothing right in it & d right has nothing left in it. |
We've known Each other 4 Quite a while now, do u think we can be more than
Frnds? Will u be my Partner 2 rob a Bank? |
My Life was in darkness before i met u, but now it is bright.u know why? Coz u r a
"Tubelight" |
Difference: It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED. It's
like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered |
What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car
is too dear and a monkey is U dear.
Joke SMS submitted by : - Prathamesh |
Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just
happy that a cow can't fly! |
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Every 1 can c it but only U can feel its true
Warmth, Thank U 4 being the pee in my pants. |
| A sardar falls in luv wit a nurse.. After much thinking, he finally writes a luv letter 2 her: "I LUV U SISTER" |
The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
Joke SMS submitted by : - jackie |
Remove your Shirt, Remove your Pants too, ahhhh uhhhhh remove ur kurti now
ahhh.... Finally the suitcase is closed. |
wen tings go rong, wen tears flow 4rm ur eyes, wen sadness fills ur heart, plz
inform me-coz my frnd sells tissues BUY ONE GET ONE FREE |
Why r Women are like the stock market... Coz they're irrational n can bankrupt u
if u're not careful. |
Phonebook Dilemma Why r there no phone books in China? Coz there r so many Wing's and Wong's, they r afraid u will Wing the Wong number. |
| Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids. |
Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.
Joke SMS submitted by : - Vivek |
| Think Well Work Well Eat Well Sleep Well Play Well and also put ur Mobile inside the same well Because you r not messageing me... well |
The smile is like a simcard & life is like cellphone, Whenever u insert the simcard
of a smile, a beautiful day is activated Keep Smiling. |
| Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it. |
Seeking luv iz a mission... finding luv iz a complexed ambition... so y not go wiv the asian tradition, and let the parentz make the decision. |
| Friedship is just like wine.. as it gets older it gets sweter.. just like you and me.. you are gettind older and i am getting sweeter. |
What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear. |
Q:- what do u get when u cross a librarian and a lawyer? A:- "All the information you want, except you can't understand it."
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Funny Answering Machine Messages Please leave a message However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us. |
| We've known Each other 4 Quite a while now, do u think we can be more than Frnds? Will u be my Partner 2 rob a Bank? |
I saw U on Road today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My Heart started singing a Sweet Song: Who Let The Dogs Out! |
Unlike others, ur brain is a masterpiece. it has 2 halves the left & the right The left has nothing right in it & d right has nothing left in it.
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When u get ths SMS, snd it to 1 person U luv, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill. now keep guessing why I send it to u!!
Joke SMS submitted by : - pradeep |
| This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on ur name and didn't even tell me? Animal Planet! |
If u read dis, I'm SMART. If u save dis, you agree dat I'm SMART. If u fwd dis, u r spreading dat I'm SMARt & if u delete dis, u r jealous coz I'm SMART
Joke SMS submitted by : - Amit |
Eyes: To look at you Hands: To pray for you Mind: To care for u Heart: To love you
and Legs: To kick u if u forget me. |
Wht's d similarity between a girl & petrol? 1. both r explosive 2. both r hot 3. both r
dangerous when kept in open |
I want U 2 know dat our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry I cry, U Lauf I Lauf, U
Jump out of da window... I look down & den.. I lauf again
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Based on Newton's 1st Law: Law of love Love neither be created nor be destroyed,
only it can be changed frm one girlfriend to another girlfriend |
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the
cover and no cover on the girl. |
Birds love u, Giraffe love u, Goat love u, Elephant love u, Go to zoo, They all miss
u.
Joke SMS submitted by : -guru |
Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just
happy that a cow can't fly! |
When u get ths SMS, snd it to 1 person U luv, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u
wish to kill. now keep guessing why I send it to u!! |
Do u know that your Smile takes 1000 People to Death ? Save The World......... So
Plz start brushing regularly |
I saw U on Road today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO
perfect. My Heart started singing a Sweet Song: Who Let The Dogs Out! |
I want u... To be with me In a nice Restaurent To have candle light dinner.... & to
say say those sweet three words to U.... "Pay The Bill" |
What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A
host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!
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Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife:
why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents. |
A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own
mother?" He said, "Call for backup." |
3 Guys were introduced to a girl. Hi, I’m Peter, not a saint. I’m Paul not a POPE. I’m John not a Baptist. The girl replied. Hi... I’m Mary, not a VIRGIN.
Joke SMS submitted by : - Saili
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A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is
possible? Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER.... wherever u go out network
follows |
Q:) Why do Gods stay up in heaven? A:) Because they are afraid of what they have created!
Joke SMS submitted by : - Angela |
Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don't see any
other way 2 marry ur daughter!
Joke SMS submitted by : - Hrithik |
