Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
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The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'. |
In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.
Politics sms Submitted by : - Prathamesh |
Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against
Politics sms Submitted by : - Prathamesh |
| "An information notice by the GLA reveals plans for e-voting using the internet, telephone, mobile phone, text messaging, e-voting booths and digital TV. The plans also include electronic counting systems for manual paper votes." |
Federal politicians are still barred from spamming an electorate in one hit. But they can now text up to 7000 constituents, or almost 10 per cent of their electorate, over three years. |
Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.
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Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where they is no river |
Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.
Politics sms Submitted by : - jackie
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Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. |
| The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best. |
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. |
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
Politics sms Submitted by : - ashvin
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One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. |
| Politics - I don't know why, but they seem to have a tendency to separate us, to keep us from one another, while nature is always and ever making efforts to bring us together. |
A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit |
Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays
Politics sms Submitted by : - Prathamesh |
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use |
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
Politics SMS Submitted by : - radha |
It is the duty of every citizen according to his best capacities to give validity to his convictions in political affairs. |
| Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. |
Mankind will never see an end of trouble until... lovers of wisdom come to hold political power, or the holders of power... become lovers of wisdom. |
| Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that. -William J. Clinton |
Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them. |
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.
Politics sms Submitted by : - max
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Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other |
| The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best. |
Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party.
Politics sms Submitted by : - sahil s |
| Apparently, a democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. |
Voters don't decide issues, they decide who will decide issues.
Politics sms Submitted by : - javed |
| The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself. |
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. |
