The more you study. Tthe more you know. The more you know. The more you forget. The more you forget. The less you know. So why study?
Riddle SMS submitted by : - pratham |
no men no women no women no love no love no sex no sex no children no children no school no school no homework no homework no problems! |
| When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and suddenly I realized that I was talking to myself. |
If my right leg was thanksgiving and my left leg was christmas, would you visit me between the holidays? |
| Everything in life is relative, ask Einstein. |
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit. |
The jogger who overslept found himself running late.
Riddle SMS submitted by : - pratham |
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? |
| How do frogs die ? They Ker-mit suicide. |
Nok nok.Who's there?....Marie!....Marie who?.....Mariewhowanna....!! |
| If a pen is mightier than a sword and a photo more powerful than a thousand words, how dangerous –can a fax be ? |
Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.
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If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be ?
Riddle SMS submitted by : - pratham |
How women think about sex:At 8 ignore it,Age 18 experience it,Age 28 look 4 it,Age 38 ask 4 it,Age 48 beg 4 it,Age 58 pay 4 it,Age 68 pray it,Age 78 4get it |
| What happens when you got scared twice half-dead ? |
What is the velocity of the darkness ? |
| It has 50 teeth and it holds back or stops a terrible monster? ................... My fly! |
Why do fortune-tellers first ask your name?
Riddle SMS submitted by : - pratham |
| When a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide are we talking of hostageship? |
Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time..... Because the box says : 3 till 5 years. |
| When you strangle a smurf, what colour does he get ? |
Why are men like sperm cells? ...... Only one out of a million is useful. |
| when is a man worth some money??................When he pushes a trolley |
How do you know when you run out of invisible ink ?
Riddle SMS submitted by : - mitesh |
| Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it! |
What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? a fridge does not moan when there is meat inside |
| What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?...You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!! |
What kind of children do you get using a yellow condom ? ................... NONE ! you stupid ! |
Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!
Riddle SMS submitted by : - sharukh |
When do you know you are overweight? .... When you are sunbathing on the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea. |
| How is an intelligent woman called? ....................... A transvestite |
Why do have so many men a beer gut? ..... Than at least an unemployed dwarf has a roof over his head. |
Why is a false eye made of glass?.....To look through.
Riddle SMS submitted by : - pratham |
Why does beer contain female hormones ? ... When you drink too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more, you start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car. |
| Why can a man not be handsome and intelligent at the same time? .... Because he would be a woman then |
The ressemblance of a man and a cup of coffee? ..... They both get on the nerve.
Riddle SMS submitted by : - vinay |
| Why are men like snails? ..... They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs. |
What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel ? ...... That is beyond his comprehension. |
| why do have men bandy legs? ......... all unimportant matters are between brackets |
What is the difference between a battery and a woman? ...... A battery has also a positive side. |
| It is round and orange and says:"I am an orange, I am an orange"? .................. a mandarin who thinks big |
Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ... When she feels something wet she turn on her back. |
| Why are men like a toothbrush? .... They are useless without handle. |
Why the trolleys were invented ? ........ To learn women to walk on their hind legs. |
| When a store is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year, why is there a lock on the door ? |
Why do men exist ? Because dildos cannot mow the lawn.
Riddle SMS submitted by : - jackie |
| Why does one do some peanut butter on his condom? ...... That makes him big and strong. |
It is white and it stands in the corner? ....... A punished fridge |
| What is the difference between a washing machine and a teacher? a washing machine runs on batteries and a teacher gets on the nerves. |
Who invented milking cows and what did he think when he started doing it ?
Riddle SMS submitted by : - hrishikesh |
| What do you prefer in the hereafter?...........Smoking or non-smoking area |
What does a butterfly feel when he is in love? |
| Blackmail: "When you do not give me the raise I will tell everyone you did give me one." |
How does a dummy catch a rabbit? ... He sits behind a tree and imitates the sound of a carrot. |
| When swinning is good for the development of our arms and legs, why do fish not have arms and legs ? |
How does the driver of a gritting vehicle go to work in the morning ? |
| Do they have a coffee break at the tea factory ? |
Where are the first 6 up's ?
Riddle SMS submitted by : - jayesh |
Does a liar lies when he says he says he is telling a lie ?
Riddle SMS submitted by : - billu |
How do you call a woman who looses 90% of her intelligence ??.................................a widow !!!!! |
| Why are you behind a computer, while in fact you are sitting in front of the screen ? |
Why can you buy sigarettes in a gaz station where it is forbidden to smoke ? |
| What is more easy for a man to make, a boy or a girl ? ...........a girl.....there is an example in front of him |
Why do we call apartements apartements when they are all connected to one another ? |
| why are there life jackets in airplanes and no parachutes ? |
Why does an answering machine never gives an answer when I ask something ? |
| What do the military do in a civil war ? |
Why do you always find one shoelon the streets ? |
| When you are not supposed to drive a car when you have been drinking, why do bars have a parking lot ? |
What whish would stars make when they saw falling people.
Riddle SMS submitted by : - sanjay |
| What do sheep count when they want to sleep ? |
A word I know, six letters it contains, subtract one, and twelve remains. What am I?? |
What is more easy for a man to make, a boy or a girl ? ...........a girl.....there is an example in front of him |
The black box of the plane is indestructible, why do they not make the plane of the same material ? |
I am a word of 5 letters!
People eat me!
If u remove my 1st letter I will b a form
of energy!
If u remove my 1st 2 letters I will be needed 4 liiving.
If u remove my 1st 3 letters I will be near U.
If u remove my 1st 4 letters I will be a drink 4 u.
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Who am I?
Riddle SMS submitted by : - pratham |
Try to SOLVE
What it means:
R+CAT+SHOE-
RAT+SUN-CHOSE
+MOON+I-NOON+
GOAL+T-GOAT-U+E?
Riddle SMS submitted by : - kamlesh |
Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....
Riddle SMS submitted by : - pratham |
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